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Aquarius:
"LET'S ABOLISH POUNDS AND LIVE IN A SYSTEM OF BARTER. ONE GOAT FOR THREE SHEEP. FOUR SHEEP FOR TWENTY FIVE PACKETS OF CHEERIOS. ONE PACKET OF CHEERIOS FOR TWO" BOXES OF CONDOMS.
Pisces:
"I wish I didn't have arms"
Aries:
"Do you know what I hate? The word horny. It reminds me of goblins. IT SHOULD NOT REMIND ONE OF GOBLINS"
Taurus:
"Milk is the very foundation of western society"
Gemini:
"I got so hungry while waiting for two-minute noodles to cook that I literally went back to my room and got more food to eat while waiting"
Cancer:
"Actually I find Ronald McDonald to be quite sexy"
Leo:
"At this point, my life is just a cycle of 23 hours of misery and then love island"
Virgo:
"Let's cut off our feet and sell them on the black market"
Libra:
"I SHALL PARADE MY SPASTIC-NESS NAKED IN THE STREETS FOR ALL TO SEE"
Scorpio:
"Just keep me moist, damp and slimy"
Sagittarius:
"Don't judge me sometimes people just get primal urges for aggressive chin sex okay"
Capricorn:
"Am I going to hell for drinking Bea's dirty milk?"
I have quite a few bootlegs
Hamilton OBC
Hamilton with javier
Hamilton Chi
Hamilton SanFran (audio)
A Hamilton edit (different angles, professional audio, promotional footage edited in,mix of dates)
Amelie in previews
Dear Evan Hansen
Les mis
Matilda
Wicked
Message me if you want any of them, I’m giving them all away but all I ask if you want one is that you follow me and reblog this 😄
the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”
i can’t stop laughing.
update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him
my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her
